They'll go with a friend whom they stick to like glue.
And mostly and almost you have the ensemble
But what of the socks in which they will ramble?
You cannot choose white socks and sneakers for dressing
Too boring, that Seuss would not give you his blessing.
You need something bright, something striped just might please. . .
Something red and blue striped that goes up to the knees!
For your Doctor Seuss loving kid, nothing will do but the most flamboyant Thing One and Thing Two costumes. Whether your Thing 1 and 2 are causing trouble at Conrad and Sally's house or your very own abode they are sure to have fun. When they put on their blue wigs and red jumpsuits, they just might come up with some crazy plans. Just make sure you've hidden all the kites. Remember, you probably don't have a Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger.
